Pixie Dust Pundit
ChippyDippyKitty
perpetuates her daily feast
of myth reenactment
as a cold celebitchy,
elite freak, likebaiting lamia
mesmerized by hitnosis
with demurrable insufficiencies
often erroneously interpreted
as an egosurfing blog roach
shrugging off negative skewness
her thunderous internal structure
blazes as an electroluminescent
bread crumb trail of hunter exploration
through blizzard of banner blindness
cocooning from click fraud controversy
shingadoogie !!,
another bloggie from the blogerati
gets her dooced by jealous droupie boss
flagrantly, she’s so cosh* !
so she resolves to carry one
© ~ Randy Bell ~ 2013
* north london slang, basically extremely annoying and should be beaten up,
also a baton, or blackjack used for hitting people
cloudfactor5
Jan 02, 2013 @ 18:39:05
Are you kidding me??? This is awesome!!! I love it to the max.
I’m giggling so hard. And geez, did you find the right picture. Super hot. And I love your title. You could write a hundred poems with that title, and I’d never get tired of it.
These are my favorites:
“likebaiting lamia
mesmerized by hitnosis”
“an egosurfing blog roach”
“her thunderous internal structure
blazes as an electroluminescent
bread crumb trail of hunter exploration”
“gets her dooced”
“she’s so cosh”
You rule. Peace out, my brotha.
P.S. I had never heard the word “lamia,” but now I’m so excited to read all about these crazy little demons. You can expect a word list in the near future based on my research.
Jan 02, 2013 @ 19:59:28
Shingadoogie! I have a new word to play with!
Jan 02, 2013 @ 20:13:15
That word came from Ink-Stained Word List at imaginary garden with real toads !!! Stupendous Poetess rule that blog !!!
Jan 03, 2013 @ 15:52:17
ha so cool…i have to un-knot my tongue after reading this..smiles
Jan 08, 2013 @ 17:47:56
“as a cold celebitchy,” It took me five minutes to recover from that I was laughing so hard. I also got a very harsh ‘shhhhhh’ from the boss who is trying to sleep. If there is such a thing as stupid brilliance, I think I just found it. Truly amazing piece.
Jan 08, 2013 @ 22:22:58
Oh jeez, grinning over here.
Jan 08, 2013 @ 22:59:18
A cracking piece of satirical commentary: poeticised to the max!
Fun, fast and a wisecracking blast . . . Proper lush and fabulous!
Jan 09, 2013 @ 20:28:29
I enjoy the playful tone that mixes with the felt sense of the tell off in this. While the slang turned me around several times it was none the less impacting. ~ Rose
Jan 09, 2013 @ 23:01:58
Still love it!
Jan 10, 2013 @ 23:00:36
i really like the sound of this one -
cocooning from click fraud controversy